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Naturo-Strong
>Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 11:56:56 -0700 >From: H Phillups Lovecraft 'cthulu@miskatonic.edu' >Reply-To: Psychic HoloVet List 'VETMAGIC-L@EREHWON.MORDOR.EDU' >Subject: Immune System >I am new to this list. Several recent messages have used the phrase >"strengthen the immune system." I raise Greater Transylvanian Bat Hounds >in Arkham, MA, where air quality has deteriorated rapidly >in the past few years owing to overdevelopment (too many new homes, >cars, coming in at the rate of 4,000/month). I use Probiocin (live >bacteria) every few weeks for the dog's general health. Can a vet >please tell me other ways to "strengthen the immune system" other >than semiannual shots. >Howard P and the Hounds of Tintalos Well Howard, our company Naturo-Strong has developed a special combined program of exercises designed to strengthen your dog's immune system. We have several different immune system exercises: The Oriental Martial Arts program for the T cells designed to give Ninja skills to your dog's Killer T cells. The Marathon training program for the circulating anti-bodies. The special Wilderness Survival School for the tonsils, Peyers patches and other immunogenic stalwarts standing at guard between the outside world and the inner body. The Bar Room Bouncer's Skills School for the Macrophages. And for those all important B cells, special workplace sensitivity classes to increase their abilities at cognate interaction and and hypnosis theraphy to enhance memory retention!*
* see Ahmed & Gray: Immunological Memory and Protective Immunity, Science Vol 272 Ap 5, 1996 pp 54>60.
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