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Panda Tale
A panda walks into a MacDonalds growls, "GIMME A BIG MAC!"
After wolfing down the sandwich, he draws a six-shooter, shoots out all the lighted signs behind the counter listing the MacProducts and heads for the door.
The manager hollers, "Hey! You haven't paid for the sandwich!"
The panda replies, "Idiot! I'm a panda! LOOK IT UP!" And away he goes.
The manager looks up "panda" in the dictionary and finds: "Large furry bear like mammal of the Asian continent. Eats shoots and leaves."
