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The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
author - unknown
forwarded by Pauline Wong
[20] Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.
[19] Fetch command not available on all platforms.
[18] Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
[17] Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
[16] Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
[15] Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
[14] Involuntary tail wagging: a dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
[13] Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
[12] Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
[11] Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
[10] Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
[09] Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
[08] 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
[07] Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
[06] SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
[05] SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
[04] Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
[03] Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
[02] Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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